Ya’ll know the melody, so sing along with us now..

I’m dreaming of a warm Christmas
Beneath these several feet of snow.
Where we ski while boating,
While Al Gore’s gloating,
And telling folks, “I told you so.”

I’m dreaming of a warm Christmas,
Anthropogenically I light
Three more duraflames every night,
So this global warming must be slight.

And now another popular favorite, but it’s not quite “I’ll Be Home For Christmas”

I’ll be warm for Christmas
Though it’s one degree,
I’d burn some coal
But some ath-hole
Has capped and traded me.

I’ll be warm for Christmas
Though the cold’s extreme.
Yes, I’ll be warm for Christmas
But only in in Al’s dream.